The service here is non-existent. The waitstaff has a truly impressive talent for ignoring you. We ordered our food, but silverware and napkins never showed up—I guess they expected us to eat with our hands. It's the perfect spot if you’re looking for an extreme self-service experience!

Looking for a spot to watch Team Canada hockey game in Curacao. Up early and walking into town from cruise ship. Heard someone singing as I passed by the 5 o'clock somewhere pub. Turned out to be Mary Dee, and also a highlight of the cruise. She managed to get the game on the tv.s, was an amazing host and bartender, we had great food, drinks and laughter a few hours later. well done Mary